The ocean hue is Coconut Blue

invisiblechickens: read and hold a book however the fuck you want. crease it, bend it, flex it,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:01:09 -0400

read and hold a book however the fuck you want. crease it, bend it, flex it, crack the spine, fold the pages. reading is meant to be a joy, and you should be able to read the words. love the book and it will love you back. if some ass is giving you shit by telling you not to fold the book over when reading, hit them in the face with that book.

red-bloody-tears: nickholmes: This may be the filthiest thing...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:37:03 -0400

red-bloody-tears:

nickholmes:

This may be the filthiest thing I have ever seen.

I want one

LIFE HACK

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:35:06 -0400

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

thefrogman: Drawn by Beth Evans [tumblr | twitter | etsy]

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:37:19 -0400

thefrogman:

Drawn by Beth Evans [tumblr | twitter | etsy]

noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still...

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:00:36 -0400

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

frankcrimes: “Michael, I can’t believe you came” “That’s...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:45:00 -0400

frankcrimes:

“Michael, I can’t believe you came”

“That’s what she said”

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:00:15 -0400

meme4u: 98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:37:03 -0400

meme4u:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.

fivetail: noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination: arntyoujust: this...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:33:59 -0400

fivetail:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

arntyoujust:

this concept always amazes me

are you implying i wouldn’t eat your dog

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Fri, 17 May 2013 04:50:18 -0400

writers block and an estranged mind.

Fri, 17 May 2013 04:38:56 -0400

writers block and an estranged mind.

fithome: imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: H...

Fri, 17 May 2013 04:23:38 -0400

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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