tltty: kirby is fat as hell but still happy yall should be more like kirby
tommilsom: Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O” The second scientist says “I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work” The first scientist...
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
Me: Nine and three quarters
Anonymous asked: Nice picture ;)
fluorescentbeigedreamer asked: good shit comes out of you? xD hahaha that sounded gross.
My Dream Girl
besides an awesome personality, I think it’d be dope to find a girl who’s: filipino speaks spanish & english has a british accent is from hawaii completes me that’d be the dream :3 no but seriously, I don’t really care either way :P
this is a new spanish song i made called...